John See(d)s the Light

Today, John thought that he lived on Venus. He was sure that this day will last 5,832 hours in total.
It was tiring to just think how old he will get tomorrow. When you are sixteen on planet Earth, it is hard to live. There is too much stupidity circling around and waiting for your dead flesh to rotten, so that it can eat you. And since you are sixteen, you always seem to have better things to do than fight for your life: go to school, develop your talents, earn pocket money, achieve celebrities' fitness goals, walk your dog, listen to music, read, meet your friends... and above all, not forget about the chia seeds you soaked in the water to eat them the next day for breakfast. But John forgot about the last one.
Suddenly, this day was not unbearable anymore.